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everyonelovesrobots:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

you know he dead

Text 19 Aug 3,139 notes PSA

shantrinas:

You can compliment a woman by not mentioning what you’d like to do to her sexually.

You can compliment women by not mentioning sex.

Compliments don’t revolve around genitals. 

Telling a woman you want to have sex with her is NOT a compliment.

That is all. 

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Text 19 Aug 577,660 notes

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)

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Text 19 Aug 35,138 notes

schnookumms:

son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

via ni hao.
Photo 19 Aug 31,604 notes sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

sushinfood:

ceaselesslyme:

tastefullyoffensive:

[alphabitch]

I thought this was a metal statue

instead it’s a fucking metal as hell dog

Text 19 Aug 59,301 notes In the New York Museum of Sex, there’s a bouncy castle made of bo*bs

communistbakery:

did-you-kno:

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did u really sensor the word boob I’m gonna piss myself


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